mimesis
MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next live backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you`re too young to work.

You get ready for High school: drink alcohol, party, and you`re generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then… you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions — Central heating, room service on tap, and then…

You finish off as an orgasm.

George Carlin. 1937-2008
Why do i waste so much of my time thinking about how you spend yours?